Frankly we were surprised Valithria even needed our help. That is, until we saw that Arthas' foul minions had found a way to shackle her legendary Big Beefy Arm. Luckily if there's one thing Last Rites is good at it's remembering the lube. We popped that arm right out and Val burninated the hell out of all those peasants.

On a side note, I'd really like to congratulate the Blizzard art team on this character model. Rarely have I seen something so majestic and awe inspiring.

After way too many attempts we finally convinced Lemmywinks to take a shower so people would be willing to get close enough to bite him. As a result Blood Queen Latifah took herself a dirt nap tonight. FINALLY. It was sweet.

Click for glorious full-size.

As you can see I was once again the last person standing. And once again I apparently did it in my old gear. I guess I do it for the challenge or something. It is absolutely and unequivocally not because I just re-use the same 5 character shots of myself and am far too lazy to take shots of anyone else.

This week we paid a visit to our old college chum Professor Putricide. He was, as always, a gracious and entertaining host.

Unfortunately the good professor has always had a bit of a weakness for grandpa's old cough syrup, if you know what I mean. He's a boozehound.

It's really not his fault, but once the poor fellow lets his demons take control he gets a little gropey and turns in to a real monster.

So we did what any good guests would do, beat him to death and stole his most prized possessions.

When Doves Cry.

Tonight we had to plead our case before the Blood Prince Council. In addition to Valera's many (MANY) sexual harassment charges there was also the matter of an apparent zoning violation when Lifethief tried to get his hot tub declared a sovereign nation with legalized prostitution. All of which paled in comparison to the litany of charges against our own Drboomkin(ladies, he's not a real doctor, stop falling for it).

Luckily we had our resident ace attorney on hand to argue the particulars. He unleashed a veritable purple rain of habeas corpuses and quid pro quos upon the unsuspecting council. They never stood a chance, why he was so confident he argued the entire case while wearing pre-expansion Naxx and AQ40 gear. And totally not because I was too lazy to take a new screenshot and this was the first one I found from the right angle.

The celebrity inspired creature designs continue. Frankly I am a little offended by this one. I feel they should have used a much hotter lesbian as a model for Festergut. Portia de Rossi maybe. Still, you have to admire the attention to detail.