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The trick was hitting him in the glavin
01/28/2010 12:48 AM by Grimmlokk

This week we paid a visit to our old college chum Professor Putricide. He was, as always, a gracious and entertaining host.

Unfortunately the good professor has always had a bit of a weakness for grandpa's old cough syrup, if you know what I mean. He's a boozehound.

It's really not his fault, but once the poor fellow lets his demons take control he gets a little gropey and turns in to a real monster.

So we did what any good guests would do, beat him to death and stole his most prized possessions.

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Blood Princes Die...
01/22/2010 01:10 AM by Grimmlokk

When Doves Cry.

Tonight we had to plead our case before the Blood Prince Council. In addition to Valera's many (MANY) sexual harassment charges there was also the matter of an apparent zoning violation when Lifethief tried to get his hot tub declared a sovereign nation with legalized prostitution. All of which paled in comparison to the litany of charges against our own Drboomkin(ladies, he's not a real doctor, stop falling for it).

Luckily we had our resident ace attorney on hand to argue the particulars. He unleashed a veritable purple rain of habeas corpuses and quid pro quos upon the unsuspecting council. They never stood a chance, why he was so confident he argued the entire case while wearing pre-expansion Naxx and AQ40 gear. And totally not because I was too lazy to take a new screenshot and this was the first one I found from the right angle.

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Festergut was a Cutie Patootie
01/08/2010 11:28 AM by Grimmlokk

The celebrity inspired creature designs continue. Frankly I am a little offended by this one. I feel they should have used a much hotter lesbian as a model for Festergut. Portia de Rossi maybe. Still, you have to admire the attention to detail.

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Rotface's Lovely Lady Lumps
01/07/2010 12:07 AM by Grimmlokk

When we heard the names of ICC bosses of the Plagueworks we knew they would be ugly. We were really surprised to learn that they were each based on a popular celebrity. Once we got our first peek at Rotface though it all made sense.

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Icecrown Citadel Cleared!
12/10/2009 01:52 AM by Grimmlokk

WE DID IT! Wooo! At least til January.

So first we did the Gunship Battle. The Alliance gunship was certainly formidable, but it really never stood a chance once the Last Rites Pussy Wagon took flight.

Next up was Deathbringer Saurfang. We hit him and eventually he fell over.

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